Grumpy Old Crone Hoodie

The perfect garment to demonstrate your absolute commitment to being a fellow Grumpy Old Crone! I've been wearing the prototype of this hoodie since I started the channel, and it's lovely and warm, with good sized pockets. It's also fairly likely to make people laugh and say, "Are you a witch then?" to which I HIGHLY recommend fixing them with a steady gaze and saying, "Yes. Yes, I am. Thankyou for asking." and wait to see how long it is before they get uncomfortable. Honestly, best party game ever.

The sleeves are probably my favourite bit: featuring "Widdershins" and "Deosil" graphics which will confuse regular people, but will amuse pagan, witch and witch-adjacent folk a lot. (Design by Bethan Inkwright: spot me!)

Anyway, it runs true to size and doesn't bleed in the washing machine, so... bonus!

Fibre content: 80% cotton, 20% polyester

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